Maybe if my true love took a hint and bought me something from Victoria's Secret, like lingerie with FEATHERS (honestly until I went to the mall I didn't know such an undergarment existed)...then I could resemble the gift I got on the 4th Day of Christmas!!!
AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Was it four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie? That would be one nasty (not to mention) BIG pie!
NO! It was four 'calling' birds. Who are they going to call? The French hens and say, "Bonjour?" And how do they place a call? Peck at the keys with their beak? Maybe they could download irritating chirping ringtones, which if they could use the computer could get for FREE!
I wait with baited breath (hey do you know how many worms it takes to feed all my new feathered friends) for Day 5...
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