My true love gave to me...?????
What is this? A partridge? In a pear tree? Oh, you shouldn't have. NO, really, I mean it! Nice try...if the guy wants to be an EX true love! Dude, did you think maybe the bird should be in a CAGE? So it doesn't fly around and poop everywhere? And when they're in a cage they're still messy, not to mention NOISY!
Okay, so I'll give him credit for trying and give him another chance: Enjoy the accompanying audio clip about a man who tried to smuggle something exciting in his pants to give to HIS true love! Hopefully this will influence the gift-buying decision for Day Two...
Your true love,
Michele
Twittering for Birdbrains
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