True LOVE? How about true IMBECILE! Well he managed to return the two turtle doves but must have decided the "buy two get one free" deal on poultry was too good to pass up.
"Ooh la la, mon cherie, but zees are French hens" he says as he tries to plant a sloppy kiss on my face...
OKAY WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT NO MORE BIRDS? Faking an accent, despite the fact it's in the 'romance language' category is NOT going to work!
Excuzay moi while I consult zee Muppet cookbook:
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