Sunday, December 21, 2008

Day 10: A Leap of Faith

10 Lords A-leaping. Well FINALLY my true love was trying to balance the gender gap. What? They're not all for ME (see Day 7 BLOG)? Okay, the 9 ladies dancing are taken care of, then the 8 maids-a-milking can fight over the 10th guy. What I want to know is why are these lords leaping? Perhaps it's an inconspicuous way to get rid of a wedgie?

No,let's revisit Modern Mother Goose and a dude named Jack. He HAD to be nimble and quick because he was JUMPING (a more vigorous version of a leap) over a candlestick. Much more plausible than a cow jumping over the moon (see Day 8 BLOG), but if he's not careful he'll be singing THIS Christmas carol: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...

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