True LOVE? How about true IMBECILE! Well he managed to return the two turtle doves but must have decided the "buy two get one free" deal on poultry was too good to pass up.
"Ooh la la, mon cherie, but zees are French hens". OKAY WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT NO BIRDS? Faking an accent, despite it's in the 'romance language' category is NOT going to work!
And now a word from our sponsor: International Coffee Fantasy:
FADE IN
INT. KITCHEN – DAY
MICHELE and KATHY are seated at MICHELE'S kitchen table on which we see two coffee cups. KATHY picks up her cup and takes a sip of coffee.
KATHY:
Wow! This is really good coffee.
MICHELE:
Merci. Does it (sighs) remind you of anything? (gets a dreamy look in her eyes)
KATHY:
Well, now that you mention it, it reminds me I'm almost out of coffee filters. As long as I'm going to The Warehouse of Oversized Items Club so I can stock up on mass quantities of food and random stuff I'll never use up in my lifetime, I'll guess I'll buy a case. You need any?
MICHELE:
No...what about that college trip we took to Europe?
KATHY:
Yeah, (chuckles) we had to drink a lot of coffee to sober us up because we sure sampled a lot of wine.
MICHELE reaches off camera then holds up a coffee canister that has a graphic of the Eiffel Tower. The label reads "International Coffee Fantasy: Paris Pleasure"
KATHY:
Ooh la la! I remember I was so hungover I puked from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
MICHELE:
I remember (breathlessly) Henri!
KATHY:
That waiter? Wasn't he the dude who did that funky Marcel Marceau merde?
MICHELE:
Oui, mon ami!
KATHY:
Well, Henri was pretty cute but he was SO gay!
MICHELE:
I don't think so!
KATHY:
How do you know? Oh no...you didn't…
MICHELE:
(orgasmic) YES…HENRI! Who needs coffee when you be left speechless by a mime?
MALE V.O.:
International Coffee Fantasy. When you crave something more than caffeine.
FADE OUT
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