On the 7th Day...I GIVE UP!

Okay, so my 'true love' has bird festish. FINE! I give up. I'll take the 7 swans a swimming. They're actually quite beautiful and graceful.

Unlike the this cumbersome creature. Yet that doesn't stop it from getting a whole lotta true love!



Check out my ReverbNation player (from the sample of audio and video comedy clips) for a touching tale of holiday romance!