My true love gave to me...?????
What is this? A partridge? In a pear tree? Oh, you shouldn't have. NO, really, I mean it! Nice try...if the guy wants to be an EX true love! Dude, did you think maybe the bird should be in a CAGE? So it doesn't fly around and poop everywhere? And when they're in a cage they're still messy, not to mention NOISY!
Okay, so I'll give him credit for trying and give him another chance: unlike the man in the audio comedy entitled "Huevos" (click this link to listen) who tried to smuggle something exciting in his pants to give to HIS true love! Hopefully this will influence the gift-buying decision for Day Two...
Your true love,
Shelly
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